-Everyday in class, while fighting to stay awake, I think of things. I suppose this is normal since, being human, we all tend to think from time to time. But I like to think of new words. So, without much pomp and/or circumstance, here is my new word list. Spread them around like the clap" they're just as infectious and twice as funny!
-1.Infectrosexual: N- 1. a young lady who is loose in morals and neglectful of sexual protection 2. A skanky whore who spreads disease around.
-2.Hetero-hug- N The practice by which young men show affection/congratulations for/toward each other. The act of the hetero-hug requires the participants to clasp their right hands together and simultaneously pull their bodies together, bumping chests. Variations can include three back slaps and the shoulder bump.
-3.The Slingshot-V a sexual act by which the executor (man) completes orgasm into a prophylactic. Then, after interuptus had occurred, the young man will peel off the latex baby-stopper and slingshot it at the young lady's face.
-4.Manatee (as in, you were a manatee last night)- N- a drunken person who passes out in the shower and tries to crawl back into bed, naked and wet. (Example: my roommate last year).
-5.Scanner- N- Have you ever seen that movie Scanners? It's about people that have the ability to blow up your head just by thinking about it. In its new form, Scanner refers to a girl so attractive that she invades your head and makes it feel as if it is about to explode. (credit: Matt Lynch)
-6.Internuts- N- the condition that you may find your balls in when sitting at computer too long. Common symptoms include: droopiness, sweat, unpleasant odor, and a strange tingly sensation.
-7.Freshman Face- N- the visible emotion that crosses one's face after they have clearly taken the last sip of alcohol for the night. The victim will almost certainly go from a wide smile to an uncertain frown. Victim will also cough a few times and look at the floor. They will then hand you their drink and say they need to "go to the bathroom." They will then puke all over the place. Seen most often in freshmen at keg parties at large state schools.
-8.Spring break up- N- The act of dumping one's significant other to cavort with drunken coeds while on mid-semester break.-Use em, love em.