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Dancing with the Stars + Battlestar Galactica = Dancing with the Battlestars


The last remnants of humanity searching for a new home get a chance to dance with the very ships bringing them to that new home.


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Dr. Who + Who Wants to Be a Millionaire = Dr. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire


A Time Lord competes to win one million dollars by traveling through time to find the answers to highly specific trivia questions.



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Eastbound and Downton Abbey = Eastbound and Downton Abbey


A disgraced cricketer returns to his home in Yorkshire to instruct the local aristocracy on the finer points of athleticism, while the shadow of World War I looms over them.


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Game of Thrones + Boardwalk Empire = Game of Boardwalk


The noble families of Westeros play Monopoly.


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Bones + Cougar Town = Bonertown


An attractive, forty-something divorcee uses the awesome power of forensics to determine whether her male co-workers have erections or are just wearing ill-fitting pants.


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Wife Swap + Swamp People = Wife Swamp


Two families from different social classes force their wives to live in the Atchafalaya River Basin Swamp for two weeks while a group of Cajuns hunts them down.


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Big Bang Theory + How I Met Your Mother = How I Banged Your Mother


A socially awkward, nerdy father describes the night of his child's conception in graphic detail over the course of seven seasons.



Illustrated by Nathan Yaffe