Wanna feel old? Zack Morris (aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar) turns 101 years old today.Amir Blumenfeld (@jakeandamir) April 25, 2012
Wanna feel old? Zack Morris (aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar) turns 101 years old today.
I'd enjoy Game of Thrones more if everyone wore name tags, and summaries of their stories so far.Kevin Corrigan (@kevincorrigan) April 16, 2012
I'd enjoy Game of Thrones more if everyone wore name tags, and summaries of their stories so far.
Open mics teach you a simple three-step formula for effective joke-telling: Setup, Punchline, Insist Punchline Was Funny.Alex Schmidt (@AlexSchmidty) April 16, 2012
Open mics teach you a simple three-step formula for effective joke-telling: Setup, Punchline, Insist Punchline Was Funny.
Do you think Justin Timberlake has ever danced his penis into a girl then moonwalked out? I've got to believe the answer is yes.mah ree nah (@marinarachael) April 20, 2012
Do you think Justin Timberlake has ever danced his penis into a girl then moonwalked out? I've got to believe the answer is yes.
Do teens wear different Angry Birds on their shirts 2 indicate social status? Saw a kid in a red bird tee get jumped by a gang & was curiousH. Caldwell Tanner (@caldy) April 25, 2012
Do teens wear different Angry Birds on their shirts 2 indicate social status? Saw a kid in a red bird tee get jumped by a gang & was curious
Getting back together with an ex is like rewatching Lost. You loved it the first time around but you know it'll eventually end really poorlyDave Rosenberg (@Davey_F_Baby) April 27, 2012
Getting back together with an ex is like rewatching Lost. You loved it the first time around but you know it'll eventually end really poorly
Take me down to the Paradox City where the grass is grue if first observed before time T, and bleen otherwise.Jesse Eisemann (@eisemann) April 18, 2012
Take me down to the Paradox City where the grass is grue if first observed before time T, and bleen otherwise.
Dunno why ppl r still asking "who stole the cookie in the cookie jar." It was obv the chubby kid who thought everyone was allowed to have 2.Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) April 25, 2012
Dunno why ppl r still asking "who stole the cookie in the cookie jar." It was obv the chubby kid who thought everyone was allowed to have 2.
What did sleeves do to frat dudes to make them hate them so much?Matt Grote (@feMANism) April 21, 2012
What did sleeves do to frat dudes to make them hate them so much?
I'm not into lying about who I am to get attention from women, but I've also never worn a sweater nice enough to pass for a French bulldog.Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) April 18, 2012
I'm not into lying about who I am to get attention from women, but I've also never worn a sweater nice enough to pass for a French bulldog.
Let's be honest – the reason everyone has such fond memories of Oregon Trail is because the alternative was class.Jeff Rubin (@JeffRubinShow) February 3, 2011
Let's be honest – the reason everyone has such fond memories of Oregon Trail is because the alternative was class.
Nothing screams "gay" like my stepdad at me.Wiseguy Pictures (@WiseguyPictures) August 18, 2011
Nothing screams "gay" like my stepdad at me.
Ever wonder why you never see pigeons at night or rats during the day?! I can't help but feel we're all getting Ms. Doubtfired.Jeff Rosie (@JeffRosie) April 17, 2012
Ever wonder why you never see pigeons at night or rats during the day?! I can't help but feel we're all getting Ms. Doubtfired.
There's nothing quite like a nice, cold beer after a long day of drinking nice, cold beerStreeter Seidell (@streetseidell) April 20, 2012
There's nothing quite like a nice, cold beer after a long day of drinking nice, cold beer
today's inflight movie is "look out your windows and see the majesty of existence you idiots" just kidding its"juwanna mann"Andrew Bridgman (@AndyBridgman) April 27, 2012
today's inflight movie is "look out your windows and see the majesty of existence you idiots" just kidding its"juwanna mann"