Parenting is a tough job, no one will ever tell you otherwise. Except probably these parents because they are obviously horrible people.
If you're this woman, you're doing it wrong. When Patricia Krentcil's freshly tanned five-year-old is old enough to be terrified of her mother's face, she may put herself up for adoption. Sorry, sorry, that was harsh. Child Protective Services may do that first.
Now, I'm not 100% on this because I'm not a parent or anything, but I don't think you're supposed to put anything with a heartbeat into a microwave. This also applies to your children. Once again, I'm no expert, but the baby crying hysterically in this picture totally has my back.
If you get a matching tattoo with your 10-year-old, you're doing it wrong. Listen, tattoos are totally cool but best left for those probably over the age of eighteen who are ready for those awesome butterfly tramp stamps. No doubt this kid will be the coolest kid in school until he goes through that growth spurt and his tattoo becomes a stretched out indecipherable image. "Oh hey, cool tattoo, is that a horse riding an ice cream cone?" "I don't even know anymore, man, I got it before I had fully formed memories."
If you're giving your not even a decade old daughter botox injections, you're doing it wrong. There aren't enough words in any dictionary in any language to justify the fact that you, as a parent, want to show your little girl just how not beautiful she is by shooting botulin into her face to correct those pesky pre-pubescent wrinkles.
If you're funneling beer the day your baby was probably born, you're doing it wrong. I'm sorry to break it to you, but nine months ago you were doing the same exact thing and well, let's just say you aren't currently blacking out in front of the result. Maybe, just maybe, you should take a month or two off from the frat you graduated from three years ago and take care of your child. Just a suggestion.
If you're letting your toddler smoke anything, you're doing it wrong. We all know your toddler just wants to impress the in-crowd at daycare, but this isn't the way he should do it. Maybe you can buy a cool pair of sunglasses or something. That seems more reasonable than giving him early lung cancer.
If you're doing anything sexual in front of your infant while he/she lies on a cold tile floor, you're doing it wrong. Female sexuality is definitely empowering and stuff, but before you focus on how good your butt looks, you should, I don't know, clothe your child. Or put him/her in a crib. Or generally not do any of the things you're doing.
If you're letting your baby sport a matching mullet and chug beer, you're doing it wrong. You're mostly wrong for the beer, but I'll let it slide because your kid does look kinda cool. Don't tell all these other kids I said that, though.
If you're teaching your first grader the "shocker," you're doing it wrong. Making kids do funny hand signs is great, especially because they don't know what they mean. It is pretty precious that your daughter is indicating "two in the pink and one in the stink" because she has no idea that this is a sexually explicit gesture! Lawlz, I bet everyone on Facebook loved this, or deemed you a terrible parent. Either way, this got like a billion views and at the end of the day, that's what matters most.
If you're letting your baby stick a gun into its mouth, you're doing it wrong. Even if you took the bullets out, doesn't matter. No. Boobs can go in your baby's mouth. Bottles, keys, plush toys, whatever. Weaponry? Uhm, hm. Still not a really great idea if you don't hate your child.