1. Put on his red hat and go back to making E.L. Fudge cookies.
2. Angrily stomp around his house wailing about nothing in particular.
4. Send Rand to his room.
5. Secede and start his own one-man nation.
6. Have an awkward reconciliation with the concept of government.
7. Finally go on tour with the Ron & Rand Family Band.
8. Find himself a black friend.
9. Audition for Game of Thrones.
10. Make a nest out of straw and trash to quietly curl up and fall asleep in.