Nowadays when you order a pizza online, most companies' websites offer an additional box for "special instructions." We wanted to test out just how wacky these Pizza pushers were willing to get in order to please a patron, so we ordered a bunch of pies with some "requests" of our own!
By Caldwell Tanner
The 9 CRAZIEST Pizza Box Drawing Requests
Nowadays when you order a pizza online, most companies’ websites offer an additional box for “special instructions.” We wanted to test out just how wacky these Pizza pushers were willing to get in order to please a patron, so we ordered a bunch of pies with some “requests” of our own!
1. “Draw a Bear”
Image: a pizza box with a crudely drawn bear on it. The bear is saying “spare me a slice, bro!”
2. “Cut it like a Pokeball!”
Image: a pizza cut to resemble a pokeball, on the top of the box a Pikachu is eating a pizza with text reading “gotta eat ‘em all!”
3. “A portrait of Abraham Lincoln”
Image: a shitty drawing of Abraham Lincoln. He is saying “Can I four score a slice?”
4. “A portrait of Abraham Lincoln that actually looks like him”
Image: A slightly better Abraham LIncoln looking upset. He is saying “Geez man I’m trying my best.”
5. “A Cute Koala... drawn with your blood.”
Image: A cute koala, drawn with a sharpie. The koala is saying “I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t read that second part!”
5. “An oil painting of my mother, naked.”
7. “A PIZZA COVERED IN LOCKS OF YOUR HAIR”
Image: “YOU NEED HELP DUDE.”
8. “FUCK MY PIZZA, JUST STICK YOUR DICK IN IT AND GO WILD.”
I KNOW YOUR ADDRESS, OKAY? I’M SENDING THE COPS THERE RIGHT NOW.
8. “Extra Anchovies”
Image: “ROT IN HELL YOU SICK FUCK.”