Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the voting for the first bi-monthly Streety Awards. The Streetys are decided by you, not some overpaid industry "expert" sitting around sipping mochas and lighting Cubans with his intern's hair. Also, the Streetys cover all manner of entertainment while ignoring such awards as "best digital sound editing" and "best use of duct tape on a soap opera set" so you get to the good stuff. Without further ado, here are your nominees for the 2004 Streety Awards.Funniest TV Show:1. The Office (BBC)2. Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO)3. Reno 911 (Comedy Central)4. America's Craziest Foreigners (Bronx Public Access)Funniest Cartoon1. South Park (Comedy Central)2. The Simpsons (FOX)3. Shorties Watching Shorties (Comedy Central)4. Spongebob Squarepants (Nickelodeon)Funniest Movie 1. Old School2. Fahrenheit 9/113. Dodgeball; A True Underdog Story4. Super Troopers (I know it came out a long time ago, but it is just as funny today as then)Best Reality TV Slut1. Heidi from "Survivor"2. Jack Osbourne from "The Osbournes"3. The Littlest Groom4. Trishelle from "Real World Las Vegas"Worst TV Show1. The Osbournes2. The Newlyweds3. VH1's "It's Good To Be" "4. "Jedi Time" on Blinton public access, Blinton, Oregon.Most Annoying Song You Used To Like1. "In Da Club" 50 Cent2. "Yeah" Usher3. "This Love" Maroon 54. "Spice Up Your Life" The Spice GirlsBest Song You Love To Hate/Hate To Love1. "Hey Ya" Outkast2. "Hey Mama" The Black Eyed Peas3. "I Believe In A Thing Called Love" The Darkness4. "Pink Houses (Aint That America) John Cougar MellencampMost Annoying Teen Star1. Lindsay Lohan2. The Olsen Twins (no, I will not address you separately)3. Frankie Munitz4. Hillary DuffActress/Songstresses That Should Call Me (if you are one of them, email me for my number)1. Keira Knightley2. Ellen Muth (from "Dead Like Me")3. Fergie (from Black Eyed Peas)4. Ashlee Simpson (legal?)Best C-List Celebrity1. Mario Lopez (Saved By The Bell)2. Vince Neil (Poison)3. Ted Nudgent4. Danny Cooksey ("Budnick" from Nickelodeon's "Salute Your Shorts")Best Celebrity That Is Fading Away1. Ashton Kutcher2. Britney Spears3. Pharell Williams (of The Neptunes)4. Christina (Xtina) AguileraDumbest Celebrity1. Jessica Simpson2. George W. Bush3. Kelly Osbourne4. Jessica Simpson's MomCelebrity That Would Most Likely Steal Your Food When You Go To The Bathroom1. Michael Moore2. Ruben Studdard3. Chris Farley (Posthumously)4. Ken Lay (of Enron)Most Padunkadunk1. Beyonce2. J-Lo3. Michael Moore4. Oprah Most Into Religion To An Irritating Degree1. Beyonce2. Stacey Orico3. Madonna4. Osama Bin LadenBest Snaggle-Tooth1. JewelBest Recently Deaceased Celebrity1. Ray Charles2. Marlon Brando3. Katherine Hepburn4. Michael Douglas' BrotherBest Mask Worn By A Celebrity1. R. Kelly (Pink Zorro Mask)2. Michael Jackson (entire face is plastic)3. Ben Affleck (Poker face to hide gambling problem)Celebrity Most Likely To Fart And Not Admit It1. Paris Hilton2. Omarosa3. Kelly Clarkson (Blames it on Clay Aiken)4. Scarlett JohanssonNerdiest Celebrity Male Who Probably Gets Hot Girls1. Tobey Maguire2. Jake Gyllenhaal3. Elijah Wood4. Topher GracePlease email your votes to firstname.lastname@example.org. When all the votes are tallied, I'll announce the winners.