By Caldwell Tanner and Alex Watt
1. Jeff looks at his phone, it shows a facebook notification. Tim looks up from his computer and responds.
Jeff: “Wow, I got five likes on the status I just posted.”
Tim: “Pfft, that’s it? Dude, I could get 1,000 likes on a post EASY.
2. Jeff, looking annoyed, addresses Tim with a challenge.
Jeff: Oh yeah?
3. Close up on Jeff’s face, he is super serious.
Jeff: PROVE IT.
4. Tim looks hesitant. His face is heavily shadowed.
Tim: D-don’t make me do this, man. You might regret it.
Jeff: HA! I Knew you were bluffing, dude. Just admit it!
5. Tim begins typing.
Tim: NEVER. Challenge Accepted!
6. Jeff looks at Tim’s screen. It reads “RIP JEFF. Gonna miss u BROLO!”
Jeff: Hrm. I’m not sure I get i-
7. Tim stabs Jeff with a knife.
8. Ghost Jeff, now in heaven, checks his phone. It shows that Tim’s status now has 1,004 likes and several comments. One of the comments is from Tim’s Ghost: It says “seriously dude?” and has only 4 likes.
Tim: I can’t believe that fucking worked.