By Hannah Grant
Declaration Of Web Dependence
When in the course of Internet events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the memes which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of Reddit, the separate and equal station to which Rule 34 and 4Chan entitle them, a decent troll to the opinions of noobs requires that they should declare CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
We hold these cat videos to /b/ totally adorbz, that all trolls are definitely not created equal, that they are endowed by their YouTube Uploader with certain Copyrights, that among these are karma, lurking, and the pursuit of MOAR. – That to secure no reposts, Subforums are instituted among Anons, deriving their just viral powers from the consent of the /b/ros, -- That whenever any Form of Subreddit becomes karma whoring, it is the right of Anonymous to flame a person, and to institute the administrator, laying its foundation on such upvotes or downvotes and organizing its powers in thread bumpin’ form, as to them shall seem most likely to affect their ZOMG and NONE!!!1. Moderation indeed, will dictate that Websites that were totally first should not be charged with reposts. But when a long thread of x/ reposts, pursuing that they should be front paged, it is the OP’s right, it is their duty, to throw a rage face, and to provide a new username for their future security.
tl;dr: Internet or GTFO