Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the voting for the fourth Streety Awards. The Streetys are decided by you, not some overpaid industry "expert" sitting around sipping mochas and lighting Cubans with his intern's hair. Also, the Streetys cover all manner of entertainment while ignoring such awards as "best digital sound editing" and "best use of duct tape on a soap opera set" so you get to the good stuff. Without further ado, here are your nominees for the third 2004 Streety Awards!
Most Over-hyped Movie:
3.The Life Aquatic
4.Spongebob Squarepants; the movie
Celebrity who isn't as hot as she acts
Best Chewing Gum
Worst way to show someone you love them
1.Carve name into arm
2.Sacrifice pet in their honor
3.Compose 2 volume poetry book
4.saying, "I think about you when I'm pleasing myself."
1.Butterfly above ass crack
2.Barbed wire arm wrap
3."Spring Break 86'" on chest
4."I'm with stooped" on forehead
Best male deodorant spray
2.Old Spice High Endurance
Worst prescription drug side effect:
2.Blood in stool
Worst "Trivial Pursuit" special edition
1.The "1890s" edition
2.The "Carson Daly" edition
3.The "Coffee Mug" edition
4.The "Last 3 Months" edition
Personal Accessory that most says "I'm better than you."
3.big huge bag of cocaine
Best magazine that almost shows nipple
4.Women's Home Journal
Best Naturally Occurring Element
Rapper with the worst luck
1.Kanye West car accident, Polo addiction
2.Fat Joe Crippling food addiction, stretch marks
3.Biggie Smalls Lazy eye, murdered
4.Flava Flav mentally retarded, twitchy
Best passive aggressive way to anger your roommate
1.Play your music a few decibels louder than his/hers.
2.make passing remark about him/her not doing dishes.
3.when told his/her significant other is coming over, say "wow, there's a shocker."
4.punch them in face, deny it.
Best country other than America
Send your votes to Streeter@streeterseidell.comand remember, write-ins are welcome!