Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the voting for the fourth Streety Awards. The Streetys are decided by you, not some overpaid industry "expert" sitting around sipping mochas and lighting Cubans with his intern's hair. Also, the Streetys cover all manner of entertainment while ignoring such awards as "best digital sound editing" and "best use of duct tape on a soap opera set" so you get to the good stuff. Without further ado, here are your nominees for the third 2004 Streety Awards!Most Over-hyped Movie:1.Sideways2.Garden State3.The Life Aquatic 4.Spongebob Squarepants; the movieCelebrity who isn't as hot as she acts1.Lindsay Lohan2.Paris Hilton3.Britney Spears4.Camryn ManheimBest Chewing Gum1.Orbitz2.Winterfresh3.Dentyne Ice4.Juicy FruitWorst way to show someone you love them1.Carve name into arm2.Sacrifice pet in their honor3.Compose 2 volume poetry book4.saying, "I think about you when I'm pleasing myself."Worst tattoo 1.Butterfly above ass crack2.Barbed wire arm wrap3."Spring Break 86'" on chest4."I'm with stooped" on foreheadBest male deodorant spray1.Axe2.Old Spice High Endurance3.Speed Stick4.Formula 409Worst prescription drug side effect:1.Diarrhea2.Blood in stool3.Impotence4.Sweaty palmsWorst "Trivial Pursuit" special edition1.The "1890s" edition2.The "Carson Daly" edition3.The "Coffee Mug" edition4.The "Last 3 Months" editionPersonal Accessory that most says "I'm better than you."1.iPod 2.Blackberry3.big huge bag of cocaine4.Supermodel girlfriendBest magazine that almost shows nipple1.Maxim2.FHM3.Stuff4.Women's Home JournalBest Naturally Occurring Element 1.Hydrogen2.Oxygen3.Boron4.Ummmm" .Milk?Rapper with the worst luck1.Kanye West car accident, Polo addiction2.Fat Joe Crippling food addiction, stretch marks3.Biggie Smalls Lazy eye, murdered4.Flava Flav mentally retarded, twitchyBest passive aggressive way to anger your roommate1.Play your music a few decibels louder than his/hers.2.make passing remark about him/her not doing dishes.3.when told his/her significant other is coming over, say "wow, there's a shocker."4.punch them in face, deny it.Best country other than America1.Canada2.England3.Australia4.LithuaniaSend your votes to Streeter@streeterseidell.comand remember, write-ins are welcome!