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Other Records Set by Michael Phelps
August 1, 2012
After coming in second in the Men's 200 meter Butterfly final, Michael Phelps now owns the record for winning the most Olympic medals with 19. Here are some other, lesser-known feats Mr. Phelps has accomplished in his lifetime.
Greatest Difference Between Attractiveness of Body and Face
Worst Attempt at Hosting "Saturday Night Live"
Least Convincing Spokesperson
Most Bogus Excuses for Having Bloodshot Eyes Accepted
Pruniest Fingers for Someone Under the Age of 65
Most "Avocado" from Subway Consumed in One Sitting
Longest Amount of Time Spent in a Pool without Being Dead or a Bandaid
Douchiest Guy You Don't Completely Hate
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