NASA's 'Curiosity' rover successfully landed on Mars today, and will begin sending never-before-possible photos of the Red Planet back to earth immediately. I'm not sure what it's supposed to find, but Curiosity BETTER confirm all the awesome things I already know about Mars from movies and tv, or else it's officially useless.

Here are 11 Things We Want Curiosity To Find On Mars:

1. High-Res Closeups Of Dr. Manhattan's Penis

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2. So Many 3 Boob Ladies

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