A Coincidental Close Encounter
1. A large flying saucer has landed on Earth. Several armies gather around it.
Alien Leader: People of Earth, worry not. We come in peace!
2. Close-up of Alien Leader as he addresses several military generals.
Alien Leader: Your world and ours can learn so much from each other, which is why we wish to share our technology with you to help issue in a golden age of interstellar prosperity!
3. Military General steps forward to speak.
General: Tell me, traveller, what is the name of your people? I would learn it so that the Earth may better praise your generosity.
4. Side shot of Alien Leader and Generals
Alien Leader: We are the Nazis from Planet Nazi.
5. Alien Leader pulls out a tablet and reveals a golden swastika.
I know not how to spell it in your language, but in ours it is represented by this glorious symbol.
General 2: Oh god.
General 3: Wow.
6. Alien Leader starts walking towards into the ship. The Generals look at eachother. They are sweaty and nervous.
AL: Please, step on board, we can begin sharing our Nazi culture with you!
7. A loud BLAM is heard, the Alien Leader falls with a bullet wound in his chest.
8. Cut back to Generals. One is holding a smoking gun.
General 1: Weather Balloon?
General 2: Weather balloon.
General 3: Yup.