Today is Yom Kippur. Now, let's be honest, you don't know what that is, do you? In fact, you probably don't even know anything about the Jewish religion or her many dozens of devoted followers. It's OK, you racist pig, we're here to help. We've made all of our writers work overtime to point out some common misconceptions about the faith. Now, take a minute to learn an untrue thing or two about the great religion that gave us Moses, Paula Abdul and half the Beastie Boys.