These are all 100% real patents filed with the US patent office. Now I'm not saying that these don't have a use: I'm sure if I needed to know the time and the only thing around was a clock teddy bear, I'd be grateful to have it. It's just that many of these seem poorly thought it. But judge for yourself. Here's 10 bizarre patents filed with the patent office. If you want to know more information about any of these, you can find them on Google Patent Search.