Sharks only kill about 5 people per year annually, so isn't it about time that Discovery stopped wasting time on these docile, harmless creatures and started devoting Weeks to more deadly things?

Here are 5 far more exciting Discovery Channel Weeks we'd like to see, each based on something that kills more people annually than shark attacks:

1. Deer

5 Discovery Channel Weeks For Things Deadlier Than Sharks - Image 1
5 Discovery Channel Weeks For Things Deadlier Than Sharks - Image 1

(130 Deer-related deaths annually)

2. Toasters

5 Discovery Channel Weeks For Things Deadlier Than Sharks - Image 1
5 Discovery Channel Weeks For Things Deadlier Than Sharks - Image 1

(45 toaster-related deaths in 2003 alone, the notorious "Summer Of The Toaster")