By Nathan Yaffe
YoungExec: As you can see, all of this years' smash reality hits have one thing in common: War! It makes any show sound more interesting! From now on all of our existing reality shows will be changed to contain the word War in the title.
OldExec: Excellent! I love it- wait…All our shows?
OldExec: Oh no…
A roadside billboard for the Amazing RaceWar