You've heard dozens of good pick-up lines, most of which can result in you finally scoring with that Hooters waitress who was "totally digging you." However, I prefer truly terrible pick-up lines. I'm talking about ones so bad they're a pick-down line, an opening so devastating that it will make its recipient cry tears of blood and shame. Here are some of my favorites:"That shirt is very becoming on you
can I jizz on it?""Why don't you sit in my lap and we'll see what pops up? Probably my splintered femurs under your massive girth.""If looks could kill, you wouldn't be the least bit threatening.""Cum here often?" (pointing at her vagina) Mind if I do?"Nice shoes, wanna duck?" (punch her in throat)"Are you tired? Because you've been running for President of Ugly-sylvania all day.""I lost my credit card number
can I have yours?"