in shock at what just happened, instagram coming soon #WTF
yes to all @ replies , that's a dead horse on the hood of my car
be careful, don't tweet and drive #seriously
now dealing with a pretty angry horse and buggy guy, hansom cab driver i guess
praying my insurance covers a broken horse and buggy #prayforme
@geico no i'm good on car insurance i think but thanks.
i've been informed the horse's name was dynamite swirly, #RIP
enough everyone with the godfather jokes, okay, it's not like that??
really @amandarules12, breaking up with me on twitter because of this?
@_thegodfatherr pretty sure youre not real, so stop asking about horse heads
please support my kickstarter, it will pay for a shrine for dynamite swirly, the #horse $
@_thegodfatherr godfather2 is my favorite, yea ok, not really the time
@amandarules12, breaking up with me i promise not to tweet and drive again, sorry, don't do this because of a #horse
my jerk brother made a facebook update saying i "horsed around while driving." jerk!
stop "liking " this on facebook and in real life, not funny for me or the #horse
is #horsekiller about me? please don't be about me.
i don't want to be a trending topic, please, this is a catastrophe! #horsekiller cc @twitter
oh geez, they're gonna saw the horse in pieces so they can take him off the hood of my car, ugh
@homedepot this is not the time to tell me about your sale on saws, do u even get social media?
really @amandarules12, how about the time you ran over an ant colony with your bike?? cc @peta
u won't believe this, but the horse opened his eyes, and kicked, he's alive ! #hoof
okay you can stop using #horsekiller the #horse is alive actually thanks
screw @amandarules12 and my jerk brother, dynamite swirly lives #cuerockythemesong
there's a dent in the hood of my car, a crack in my windshield, who even cares?
i won't fix the damage, keeping it for memory #neveragain #dynamiteswirly
sorry for saying mean stuff @amandarules12, take me back #love #sorry <3
last time i tweet and drive, deleting twitter forever, might buy a horse instead #horses #LOL