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The Boca Raton Fundraiser Refuse to touch 47% of your lover’s body. Chair-ish The Moment Stare at an empty chair while furiously jerking off a group of rich, white guys. The Blue Ball Promise a lot of big changes in the bedroom, but then just keep fucking your lover over in the same predictable way you've been doing for four years. The ElectORAL college Give someone a blowjob at an orgy. Realize your contribution isn't making much of a difference. Master Debate Challenge your rival to a series of jack-off challenges. Winner gets fucked by an entire nation for four years. GoPrivate parts Get a bunch of old rich men in a room and let them yell at a vagina until it goes away forever. Joe Bindin’ Gag your partner’s mouth so that he can’t say anything to ruin your time together.