There is nothing more frustrating than to be sitting around and while looking back on your conduct from a recent evening and realize, "If I would have done that, I would have had sex." But you didn't have sex. Some misunderstanding came up, she's somewhere else and you ended up walking home alone and going to sleep. It didn't have to be like that though. You fucked up. The following are the most frequent scenarios that you will run into in failing to get laid and the key to preventing these mishaps from occurring so frequently. Missing Signals:There are few things as to look back on your conduct of a previous night's evening and to realize, "holy shit" she totally fucking wanted me and I was too drunk and stupid to take stock of the situation. She was touching you unnecessarily, speaking suggestively close to your ear, fucking you with her eyes or any other overt yet to you subtle clues that upon later analysis seem unmistakably obvious, in the fog of the moment unforgivably escaped your radar.Coming Off as a Jackass:Nothing is a bigger boost to the male ego than to take stock of a situation and realize that a girl wants you and that you have a very good chance of getting laid. When this realization passes through a drunken mind the confidence is now in place to reveal the jackass that you usually keep chained to a rock deep inside of you and hidden from public view. Suddenly the compulsion to comment on another girl that catches your eye becomes unavoidable in this girl's presence. Or you suddenly feel compelled to rap it is always most difficult to stomach when it escaped your own memory and is related back to you by a witness to the catastrophe. To learn you had been performing magic tricks is all the more unsettling that when sober would I never perform a magic trick but I don't even know any.