This was probably the single worst idea I have had in my entire college career so far, and it only took one beer for me to come up with it.
Step 1: Pour a shot of Captain Morgan (the original flavor).
Step 2: Open a can of light beer.
Step 3: Pour the beer into a completely stereotypical Solo cup.
Step 4: Get everyone's attention. Hold up your shotglass and your Solo cup. You are so cool.
Step 5: Yell "man overboard!" Chuck your shotglass of Cap'nMoe into your beer.
Step 6: Chug that shit, you pussy.
Repeat as necessary but be warned. You can only walk the plank so many times, matey.
That shit annihilated me. I now hate Captain Morgan and the people who brew such filth. I wish Leukemia upon their pets.
At least it tasted sort of like cream soda.