Sup, yo? Hello? Sorry, I thought this blog shit was like IM. But then I realized I can't figure out where the away messages are. It's Blake, bro, and I'm back to talk to you about "Art School Confidential." I gotta say, I wasn't too pumped to see this flick when Uncle CollegeHumor told me to go because one of my boys in high school went to art school instead of real college and it turned him into a big pussy, but I went anyway. Check my review below, bitches.
Plot: Aight, so this movie is basically about this kid, Jerome, who wants to go to art school because he gets the shitznat kicked out of him at high school and he figs that the kids at art school won't beat him down as much. The school where he goes at is pretty shitty looking, like this community college by my house called Bearwood Tech or some shit, but he's pumped to be there. He rooms with these two dudes: one is this super gay dude who makes clothes or something and the other is the fat guy from My Name Is Earl. That show fucking kicks, bro. Me and the brothers watch it every week cuz they're always getting into shit and then getting out of it.
That's the main guy in the pussy little
hat and my boy from Earl next to
him. That dude's funny.
Blake-lights: Dude, Jerome gets a beating in the beginning of the movie that reminded me of the beatings I used to hand out to the kids that hung around the theater at my high school. That shit was funny. Again, I love the ladies, so the nude modeling scene the one with the girl, that is was mad hot. But, like, I'm a fan of subtle comedy too so I dug all the little ways they make fun of all the freaks and weirdos that go to art school.
This fine-ass chick gets pretty much naked.
Best Line: "FREEDOM!" I don't know if they said it in this movie but when he says that shit in Braveheart I get fucking teary eyed. It's not gay either cuz that, like, a seriously intense scene.
Blake, should I see it?: Def. Aside from the naked bitches and the making fun of art fags, this movie is has that fat dude from Earl. I love that show. I saw this one where they live in, like, a WalMart for a day or something. Funny shit, funny shit.
Holla Back young'un, hit me up at MovieBlake@Gmail.com. Pce, yo.