Dear Hugh Hefner,Hi! Hope that you're doing well and that you had a great weekend. So listen, I'm a huge fan of your reality show The Girls Next Door, and as I was watching an episode the other day I had a HUGE epiphany: I should be your next girlfriend!Oh my god, I haven't even introduced myself yet. Sorry! My name is Mindy Raf, and I do stand-up.As you can plainly see, I would be a natural addition to the mansion.I'm sure you're not convinced yet, and I totally understand. So, I've gone ahead and listed some reasons why I should be the next Girl Next Door. (I've also include some images in case you have trouble envisioning me as part of the gang).I'm Jewish: Your girlfriends are all hot, don't get me wrong, but they've got no chutzpah. I'm not asking to be the next Jewish centerfold (you've been there and done that) I just think you need a little 'ethnicity' in the house. I also cook. Do Kendra, Bridgett, or Holly bring you blintzes in bed? I didn't think so.I'm an Entertainer: Look at these pictures of the five of us enjoying an awesome night on the town. Do you see what's in my hand Hugh?