Sick Days, Then and Now
How to Cure a Cold in 10 Easy Steps
By Caldwell Tanner and Alex Watt
Calling in SIIIIIIICK
1. Close up on a guy looking ill. He is holding a phone up to his face.
Guy: Yeah. Sorry boss, *cough* I’m like super ill right now.
2. Cut out to reveal the guy holding the phone in one hand while skateboarding off a huge ramp. He is holding an electric guitar with his other hand. the word ‘sick’ is spelled out in a radical font.
Guy: I think I’m gonna have to take a SIIIIIIIIIICK day.
3. Guy flies off ramp and ollies while playing a sick riff. He is wearing sunglasses like all of a sudden out of no where.
4. Guy pukes all over himself.