You wake up hungover, covered in your own urine, not next to a woman, and for some reason you have a Todd Rundgren song stuck in your head. "What happened to me last night?", you may ask. We'll here's what happened: You went to a girl's house for a party and you let the girls play the role of D.J. all night. What a mistake you've made.When you get to this party it seems normal enough, but you just walked into a mixture of alcohol and shitty pop music, which when put together are not unlike quick-sand. Many believe that alcohol only impairs your judgment, ability to not call ex-girlfriends and/or motor skills, but it also allows you to tolerate extremely shitty music. These girls know that, and as soon as you start getting drunk they're going to use this to ruin your night (life). I'll start from somewhere in the middle of the night.