The following is public service announcement from Steve Hofstetter: Moms stop posting slutty pictures on MySpace. Seriously, you're killing your children. That's right MySpace moms, you heard me. Or read me, because I don't have any obnoxious music on my page. Now that MySpace is mainstream, it is no longer just slutty goth girls. Now there are also slutty goth women, many of whom have kids. I know this because they post pictures of those kids right next to their beaver shots. "This is my sweetie-pie, Jonathan! And here's a picture of me bending over my couch in a mini skirt with my ass in the air."