By Susanna Wolff and Caldwell Tanner
What You’re Saying with Your Haircut
*Type: The Nostalgia Bowl
Description: A 90’s era bowl-cut
Quote: “I peaked in middle school.”
*Type: The Special Snowflake
Description: Girl with a Ramona flowers-esque haircut that changes colors.
Quote: “I’M INTERESTING!”
*Type: The Baldfaced Lie
Description: Guy wearing a hat, looking nervous.
Quote: “I just really like this hat, what?”
*Type: The Brave and the Bald
Description: A Bald guy holding a bic razor.
Quote: “I’m not fooling anyone anymore.”
*Type: The Pixie
Description: Girl with short hair.
Quote: “I just got out of a longterm relationship.”
*Type: The Six-Month Shear
Description: Shaggy, unkempt hair covering eyes
Quote: “I’m equal parts curious and lazy.” ALT: “I just got out of a longterm relationship.”
*Type: The Sideshave (Female)
Description: A girl with half-long hair / half-shaved head.
Quote: “I’m crazy.”
*Type: The Sideshave (Male)
Description: Skrillex’s haircut
Quote: “I’m Skrillex.”
*Type: The Afro
Description: A black guy with an afro.
Quote: “I’m black”
*Type: The Afro
Description: A jewish guy with an afro.
Quote: “I’m Jewish”
Description: A jewish guy with awful-looking dreads.
Quote: “I wish I were black.”
Description: Instagram filtered girl making a picture face with bangs.
Quote: “@bangme Let me tell you about my bangs”
Type: High Pony
Description: Peppy girl with a high ponytail.
Quote: “OMG, you would love my gym!”
Type: Low Pony
Description: Messy girl with a low ponytail.
Quote: “Oh my god, you would love the IT Crowd.”
Description: Girl twirling one pigtail and sucking on a lollypop in a provocative way.
Quote: “I’m a dirty little girl.”
Type: Pigtails with a Hat
Description: Girl with pigtail braids and a big wool hat.
Quote: “My hair is dirty.”