What you need:-A tan stocking -Markers/Makeup-A robe-Desire to offend devout Christians
How to sell it:-Find the nearest senile elderly woman and ask, "Why?! Why would you do this to me?"
How to sell it: -Tell everyone how awesome this party is going to be
What you need:-A map-White out-Hatred of Google Maps
How to sell it:-White out all useful information-Get lost on the way to the party
How to sell it: -Tie sweater around your waist and flip it so the knot is in the back-Crack your voice-Call your dad to come pick you up
How to sell it: -Act really artistic, then stare at sunsets and meals that you've cooked