Look I'm a man set in my ways. Don't think you can just come into my life with your "refrigerate" this and "don't pee in the houseplant" that and expect me to do a 180. Why are you drunk all the time?Why are you a bitch all the time? Don't worry about me, I have it all figured out: liquor before beer
in the clear. It's the Contra code of drinking. It's not the amount of drinks you have it's the order you have them, don't you know anything? So when I ordered seven jack and cokes AND THEN 5-6 beers I was thinking, thinking like a fox! Now lets go to white castle, I'm buying. And by buying I mean driving. You're actually buying.What's that all over your fridge?Oh that's just some hot sauce my roommate spilled. When was it spilled? I dunno, how long ago was the super bowl? Why don't I just clean it even though I didn't spill it? You just don't get it do you?Are you really going to wear that? Hey, say what you want about me but Big Johnson t-shirts are an American classic. Look at him he's all nerdy looking but he is holding this huge surfboard right at crotch level. It's like he has a big dick! Get it? Those cartoon ladies with the big boobies sure do seem to get it, they're all over him! They don't look like they are judging Big Johnson or trying to change Big Johnson, they are just happy with Big Johnson the way he is with his giant surf board penis. You have zero appreciation of irony.