Forward – You’re wearing the hat just as it was meant to be worn. Congratulations, you’re fairly normal.
Backward – Unless you are Fred Durst or a professional baseball catcher, it looks stupid. (If you are indeed Fred Durst: kill yourself.)
Slightly Askew – Chances are you still have the sticker attached to the top of the brim. Bro, I hate you.
Upside Down Visor – You’re very white.
Upside Down Pre-Frayed Visor – You're a very white douchebag.
Beanie – Yeah, I guess Linkin Park is pretty awesome. Please stop yelling at me.
Ski Mask – Here’s my wallet and my watch! Please do not hurt me, friendly minority!