It's tough to be organized in the summer now that you don't have classes to skip and meetings to ignore. There are, however, several ways to become more organized. You could buy a day planner and write in all your little meetings, but if you're going to be that gay, you may as well get one with rainbows and unicorns and make a separate page for the numbers of your boyfriends. A manlier approach would be to get a palm pilot, but you're already likely carrying at least a cell phone and some sort of MP3 player along with your wallet and keys, so the added electronic pulse of a palm pilot so close to your balls could produce mutations
and not the cool X-men, shoot lasers from your sack mutations
more like the misshapen, never-have-kids-when-you're-older kind of mutations. After some careful consideration, I've decided that the perfect, simplest, least annoying way to keep your shit together is to get a personal assistant. Sounds expensive, right? Well, it doesn't have to be. See, believe it or not, while as a college student you may be low on the totem pole of the professional world, you're actually quite impressive to a certain species: the high schooler.