Last November I started thinking about colleges that I could have gone to instead of my present one. I thought about what it would be like to go to a small school, a private school, an all-girls school, no school, but then I finally thought about how sweet an extremely conservative Christian college would be. I mean, they have everything: school-girl outfits, wine, robes, Jesus, Mel Gibson, more Jesus, guilt" plus they don't have to pay taxes. This revelation helped my decision to transfer immediately to a nearby Christian university. It was a blast! And after having completed my first 6 months, I felt like sharing my report-card for my spring semester.