Sorry nerds, but that Star Wars thing you love and hate more than anything is already just like all the Disney movies. Here's proof:

1. They all have sequels/prequels no one wanted

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2. The heroes have dead or missing parents

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3. The villains are fat and ugly

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4. Racist comic relief characters are hilarious!

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5. Dwarfs are hilarious!

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6. Cool training sessions where the heroes learn about life and ass-kicking impossibly quickly

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7. Plenty of magical blue advice-giving ghosts

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8. Big musical numbers featuring non-humans

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9. Pervy undertones some fans don't want to think about

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10. EITHER WAY THEY'RE JUST MOVIES AND YOU NEED TO FIND SOME OTHER HOBBIES.

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And they all lived happily ever after. The end.