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10 Ways Not to Flirt at a Bar
By 10 Awful Ways to Flirt at a Bar
-”Do you cook? Because I can eat a lot. Yeah, there’s a double meaning to that.” -Talking to a girl. -”Do you play the drums? Because I can bang a lot. Just sex-wise though, I have no musical talent and carpal tunnel syndrome.” -Talking to a girl. -”Does this bartender remind you of your racist bestfriend too?” -Talking to a girl in front of the bartender. -”I drank so much tonight, it’s a good thing I decided not to tip.” -Talking to girl. -”Twitter!” -Taking a selfie with a stranger. -”Facebook!” -Taking a selfie with a stranger. -”Instagram!” -Taking a selfie with a stranger. -”This is just like you, me, and Dupree except we'll all be having sex later.” -Talking to girl. -”Ran out of TP in the john, so I had to use my shirt. Hope you don’t mind, I know I don’t.” -Shirtless talking to girl. -”Seriously, this chest hair is like a sweater--and I’m talking name brand. Check the skin tag.” -Shirtless showing girl my back.