if she can parallel park.
if she orders her steak well done.
If she orders it medium well…If she orders it rare, she's a keeper.
for each stuffed animal she has in her bed. Subtract two points for each one whose name she made you learn.
if she laughs when you rip one…
if she can't stop laughing.
for every letter of the alphabet she can burp.
for every varsity letter she received in any of these activities: gymnastics, cheerleading, volleyball, field hockey (maybe she still has the skirt).
for every varsity letter she received in any of these activities: basketball, wrestling, mathletics, weight lifting, shot put.
if your parents don't approve of her.
if she wants to one day settle down and get married.
if that day is next Wednesday.