10 Last Minute Scandals That Could Derail The Election - Image 2

- The internet goes wild over the newly discovered confessional vlog of Felix, the gay sixth Romney boy.

- In a jokey moment gone awry at an Ohio diner, Joe Biden shoves a veteran out of his wheelchair.

- It is revealed that Barack and Michelle Obama have been divorced for 15 years, and that their two daughters are just child actors.

- A failed attempt at bringing some levity to election day, Mitt Romney inexplicably votes in blackface.

- Michelle Obama seen watering marijuana plants in the White House garden.

- Romney casually mentions that he's seen the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp sex tape.

- Paul Ryan is actually named Ryan Paul, son of Ron Paul.

- Mitt Romney final releases his tax records revealing that he owns the southwestern chicken franchise Los Pollos Hermanos.

- While stumping for Obama, Bill Clinton gets his dick sucked again.

- Tagg Romney challenges Mitt to single combat and defeats him, thus becoming the Alpha Romney.