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By Caldwell Tanner
Time Travel’s Most Wanted
1. A Scientists stands next to a time machine. He is plugging in the power, causing sparks to fly. A wild grin is on his face. His assistant looks on.
Scientist: At long last, Grimbly, I’ve done it! My time machine is finally finished!
2. Scientist holding a gun, In the background the time machine glows. Assistant looks skeptical.
Scientist: Now I, Dr. Matthias Morder go back in time and kill Hitler when he was just a baby, thus securing my place in history as both genius and hero!
3. Time machine flashes
Scientist: Onward, to GREATNESS!
4. Shot of a history book with a picture of the scientist being arrested while his assistant smiles in the background.
Title: History’s First Time-Travelling Murderer.
Copy: Matthias Morder, lab assistant to Dr. Archer Grimbly was arrested shortly after he illegally used Grimbly’s time machine to travel back to the year 1889 to murder an innocent child named Adolf Hiterl. He is well known throughout history as the First Temporal Criminal, and widely regarded as one of the most atrocious human beings to ever live.