Every Tuesday resident chill-Internet-girl Marina will answer your questions about life, love, college, sex or anything else you've got on your mind. There will be GIFS.
Yes, that is weird. A girl who lets you feel her boobs at a concert is not the the market for a long-term, committed relationship with you. Cut your losses while you're still the mysterious hottie she made out with and not the creeper who felt her up and then tracked her down.
So your dick is too big for your pants and you've got paper cuts from swimming in your money vault? Come on, man. Even if you are the Dude McBaberson of your town, you can't walk around being all
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