1. I originally wanted to make fun of Asian videos for acting all excited about really unimpressive things, but this champion cork-shooter is pretty talented.
  2. The only thing more pathetic than robbing a bunch of senior citizens is getting killed by them. Pretty lame, guy!
  3. I never knew that I liked classical music until now. I wonder if liking this videos of four guys on one cello makes me double gay.
  4. I don't know if I would actually date this girl. She might be too flexible.
  5. Simple, yet awesome. Fresh Cut Penis.

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He speaks.
Zane begs for the return of an old favorite.

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If you are lucky enough to get a snow day, make the most of it!

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