-Reblogging that worm post, adding “The power of Christ compels you to delete this.”
-Liking a picture of a dog in a wheelchair with “1 LIKE = 1 Prayer” and commenting “No more likes necessary. I got you, bro.”
-God requested to add you as a connection on LinkedIn.
-Checking out, he has a knit Pope Hat and a miracle spell book in his cart.
-Christmas Music, Chanting Monks, Korn.
-Downvoting everything on the front page of r/atheism
-Explaining in his bio “Eh, I don’t really feel super comfortable pinning things.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWbtFetyjXY&list=UUOgG5u3daLQ5_ABcW53gGhA&index=2&feature=plcp (this might work because it has a particularly lame title and level of popularity).
-Replying “Even I don’t think I can save you.” to the comment “First!”
Contrary to popular belief, the Pope isn't just on Twitter.