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Sometimes French people are kind of lame…

But sometimes they can really surprise you.

Obviously, though, the best kind of French people are the naked lady kind.

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Not everyone knows this, but aside from being generally fearsome animals…

Turtles are also stunningly adept lovers.

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Have a very Internet Christmas, everyone!