Between waiting to be let outside and waiting to be let back in, it's been a memorable year for our feline friends. Let's look back at what made 2012 so special for a few select, random cats.
February 14:* While a lonely cat owner writes a sad Valentine's e-mail to an ex, affectionate Persian cat, Toby, attempts to cheer her up by walking on the keyboard and revealing anus. Accomplishes job.
March 21 24: With family away on vacation, Jingles, a brown and black calico, stays home to protect nothing and watch cat sitter perform oral sex on a guy she keeps inviting over. Does not break eye contact with this man during entire process.
April 28: Boyfriend and girlfriend take cat for a walk to feel normal. Cat clings to Earth as if gravity doesn't exist. Couple feels less normal than ever.