Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
15 Things You Don't Want Your New Roommate to Say
January 7, 2013
1. So, which bed should we sleep in?2. You're a heavy sleeper, right?3. Damn! This dorm is even smaller than my cell.4. This is Alfred, my python.5. I am legally obligated to tell you that I am a 6. Where should I keep my cross bow?7. I'm an only child. 8. Man, this closet is definitely big enough to fit a body.9. Dibs on the fridge.10. How thick are these walls? 11. I need a lot of space.12. Don't touch this sock. Or this bottle of lotion 13. You don't plan on spending much time in here, do you?14. Did you bring a nightlight? I'm afraid of the dark.15. Mommy!
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.