I resolve to put a nickel in a jar every time I swear and then spend that shit on whatever the fuck I want to.
I resolve to learn how to fold a fitted sheet. WITH MY MIND.
I resolve to invent a jet pack, then only use it for getting hard to reach areas while dusting.
When someone is talking in the movie theatre, I resolve to muster up the courage to actually turn around and politely "ssh" them.
Finish that "Call Me Maybe" parody I've been working on.
Chris "Falcon" Han
I resolve to start a twitter, tweet out complaints about twitter, and then delete it when my mom starts following me. Just kidding, love you mom lol.
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I resolve to stop wasting my life watching re-runs of Law and Order: SVU and start wasting my life watching re-runs of Law and Order: Criminal Intent.
Jeff "Rosie: Rosenberg
I resolve to stop spending so much time eating. With the recent advancements in blender technology, puréeing my ham sandwiches will save me at least 15 minutes a week, which over a year comes to 780 MINUTES better spent researching new blender technology.
want to do something for other people this year. I resolve to win the lottery, buy my own private waterpark, go to space, have sex with super models, and become the president of the United States, so all you chumps can live vicariously through me.
To actually learn how to read & write, instead of just guessing what keys to press all the time. If my boss finds out what I've been doing, he'll blanrdkrm vroomy spaghettinuts for sure.
This year I am going to be less stressed, and I think I can do it as long as everything goes perfectly and nothing bad happens at all.
My New Year's Resolution is to read even more into thingseven though I know you hate me.
I resolve to be a better me, or, failing that, a better Pat Cassels.
This year I'm going to stop making other people's problems my own and quit volunteering at the soup kitchen once and for all.
I resolve to stop making everything into a joke.
I was going to resolve to have the most annoying resolution of all time, but then I took an arrow to the knee #YOLO #KONY2012