Eagles Owner Jeffrey Lurie: Sorry Andy, but you're fired.Andy Reid: Wood-fired pizza! My favorite!Lurie: No, Andy. It's not pizza time. We have to fire you.Reid: Fire-roasted peppers! That's how you spice up a sub!Lurie: Andy, listen to me. You're no longer the coach of this team.Reid: Remember Team Cheerios?! Those were the best.
At press time, Eagles officials were still trying to break the news to Reid as he really dug into a sandwich.