Betting in pools is for gambling greenhorns. Here are some odds to better your betting:

Chances the coin toss is heads – 1:1

Over/Under on the length of the National Anthem – 1:42

Odds that you make it to the kickoff before someone stains your new rug – 40:1

Odds that the first commercial is…

  • Beer – 3:1
  • Automotive – 4:1
  • Sex & The City DVD Collection – 236:1

Over/Under on the total number of ads featuring trucks – 8

Over/Under on the total ads featuring babies – 5

Over/Under on the total number of ads featuring babies driving trucks – 1

Likelihood of the placement of coach's red challenge flag in…

  • Pant's Pocket – 2:1
  • Sock – 3:1
  • Other pants he left at home – 138:1

Odds that someone mentions Hurricane Katrina or Mardi Gras by halftime – 5:1

Odds that your drunk friend follows either reference with a yell of "Show yer BOOBS!" – 5:1

Odds that someone actually does during halftime – 945:1