Darth Vader: I have terrible news, Master.The Emperor: I know. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silence. I fear something terrible has happened. Darth Vader: Yes, the Death Star has been destroyed. I apologize for the catastrophic loss of life and resourcesThe Emperor: Now, Vader
you will die.Darth Vader: NoooooooThe Emperor: Lol, jk. We'll just build another one.
Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off. Luke: But you'll die.Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Besides, Disney will probably bring me back anyway.Luke: I thought that this was Disney. Darth Vader: Nope. Luke: But the Ewoks
Darth Vader: I know.