A New Hope
Darth Vader: I have terrible news, Master.The Emperor: I know. I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silence. I fear something terrible has happened. Darth Vader: Yes, the Death Star has been destroyed. I apologize for the catastrophic loss of life and resourcesThe Emperor: Now, Vader
you will die.Darth Vader: NoooooooThe Emperor: Lol, jk. We'll just build another one.
The Empire Strikes BackDarth Vader:
My master, this has been a very successful month. I captured Captain Solo, I lightsabered young Skywalker's arm off, and Princess Leia is becoming defined solely by the men in her life.The Emperor:
You have done well, Lord Vader. Darth Vader: And
we accomplished it with only Star Destroyers. See, they're more maneuverable and they don't have any thermal exhaust ports, so maybe we don't need a new Death Star toThe Emperor:
No, we're definitely building another one. And this time, let's both
be on board before it's fully completed.
Return of the JediThe Emperor:
Your son will come to you. His compassion for you will be his undoing. Darth Vader:
His compassion? But
I cut his hand off. The Emperor:
He has a pure heart. Darth Vader:
Just like his mother.Darth Vader:
Remember her?Darth Vader:
And how she died?Darth Vader:
Lol, good times. Okay, let's go torture your son now. Darth Vader:
Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off. Luke: But you'll die.Darth Vader: Nothing can stop that now. Besides, Disney will probably bring me back anyway.Luke: I thought that this was Disney. Darth Vader: Nope. Luke: But the Ewoks
Darth Vader: I know. Vader dies.