By Bijan Samareh
Pun that may have sexual connotation
Want to get wet and play with our balls? Join Intramural Water Polo.
Funny internet picture/visual pop culture reference to go with pun
Psy in a water polo helmet
Use of popular phrase to highlight club’s natural affinity for relevancy
#YOLO? MORE LIKE #POLO
Misleading question about your state of mental health that will by no means improve it
Tired of exams? Sick of the dining hall food? Just want to give up after discovering that paper is actually due tomorrow and that you will most likely spend the next 24 hours in a state of complete nervous panic and existential horror? Come out and play polo!
80% of students love polo!
Link to website that hasn’t been updated since 2004
Date, time, location, except one of them is missing
Next Thursday at 7! Bring your friends.
Disclaimer to assure you club isn’t racist
“_____ club welcomes all students regardless of race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, or class.”