10 Things Ive Learned From Porn - Image 2

1.) Nothing is sexier than a woman in heels.

2.) Real women have curves.

3.) Julianna Margulies is on "The Good Wife."

4.) Julianna Margulies was on "E.R."

5.) Julianna Margulies has two Abyssinian cats.

6.) Telemundo will be showing Snakes on Plane at 4 pm on Saturday, February 23rd.

7.) "Small gestures can have a big impact." – Julianna Margulies

8.) When someone walks in on you jerking off to Julianna Margulies' IMDb Page, you can say you were just reading Julianna Margulies' IMDb Page.

9.) Julianna Margulies trivia is the only thing I can get hard to anymore.

10.) I've got to find a public library with fewer web restrictions.



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